What would be a good lie?

Question by Cheese: What would be a good lie?
ha ha Yeah so OK I’ve been out of school for quite a while. It’s because I hurt my back and I could barely walk so I had to be put in home bound. Anyways, I’ll be going back to school any day now and I wanna think up a good lie. I don’t wanna say “I had a herniated disk” That sounds lame! >:[ I wanna say something cool, something outrageous, but the only thing I can think of is “I died then was brought back to life with Christian magic’ ha ha get what I’m saying? I wanna tell people something totally outrageous, so they know that I’m really lieing. And I want lots of outrageous stories, so that every time someone asks me I’ll say something different. XD What would be an outrageous lie you would tell? Something nobody would ever believe in a million years.

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Answer by I DJ Weddings
I was bowling and got attacked by penguins that were hiding among the pins..

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